Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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