Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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