what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Say something about gay babies.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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