I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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