he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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