just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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