You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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