just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Never joke about your clitoris.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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