If i come over, it means nothing
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize
