Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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