Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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