He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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