Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
