If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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