No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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