I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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