How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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