atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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