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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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