Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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