well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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