This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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