Fuck appropriateness.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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