is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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