nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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