it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
