The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
why is half of my head shaved?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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