Plan B is the new Plan A
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
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What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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