its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He's on the porch naked. Help.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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