Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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