Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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