until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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