his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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