it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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