last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
