It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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