Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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