don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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