what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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