i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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