I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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