Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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