Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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