Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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