ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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