Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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