I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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