it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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