Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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