Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
