do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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