She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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