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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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