I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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